Honey, when I sing a song about a shotgun wedding from the pov of a bitter pregnant...
I needed something for thoughts that are too long for Twitter or Facebook, but don't comprise a full blog post. Fortunately, that's what Tumblr is for.
things that are sometimes terrifying:
- the future
- walking alone outside at night
things that are always terrifying:
- toast popping up in the toaster
This is perhaps my favorite post that has ever been on Tumblr.
wow you’re so special do you want a fucking cookie
i got them a cookie
they sort earned this
[image: a plain cookie iced in white with the words: “meets minimum standards of decent human”]
Reblogging just for the cookie response. Because protip: you don’t get special praise for not being a douchebag.
oh my god that cookie lmaoooo
omfg that cookie asdjkhxkcv
I was confused as to why one-t was reblogging this…that cookie. Oh my word. I’m saving that for future reference. Whoever made that, took a picture of it, and put it on the internet is my new favorite person of the day.
Today someone (who, judging by their Tumblr, is kind of an ass btw) reblogged this from me randomly, and once again I just saw the title and was like why the HELL did I reblog this I hate this kind of thing what is it doing on my dash?!