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diversion successful
I needed something for thoughts that are too long for Twitter or Facebook, but don't comprise a full blog post. Fortunately, that's what Tumblr is for.
things that are sometimes terrifying:
- spiders
- the future
- walking alone outside at night
things that are always terrifying:
- toast popping up in the toaster
This is perhaps my favorite post that has ever been on Tumblr.
””The Avengers Super Friends Forever by *MyNameIsMad
I just spent so long combing gingerhaze’s archive for this, because it’s totally something she would draw, only to do some (extensive) googling and find it elsewhere.
The sad thing is, this is the second time that I’ve done the exact same thing. This time, I was just trying to find it to insert into a Reddit thread, but now it’s going on my blog so I can find it when I inevitably want to reference it again, and because it is brilliance.
ayries | lgbtlaughs | anneime | oneprairieoutpost:
wow you’re so special do you want a fucking cookie
i got them a cookie
they sort earned this
[image: a plain cookie iced in white with the words: “meets minimum standards of decent human”]
Reblogging just for the cookie response. Because protip: you don’t get special praise for not being a douchebag.
oh my god that cookie lmaoooo
omfg that cookie asdjkhxkcv
I was confused as to why one-t was reblogging this…that cookie. Oh my word. I’m saving that for future reference. Whoever made that, took a picture of it, and put it on the internet is my new favorite person of the day.
Today someone (who, judging by their Tumblr, is kind of an ass btw) reblogged this from me randomly, and once again I just saw the title and was like why the HELL did I reblog this I hate this kind of thing what is it doing on my dash?!
…priceless.
(Source: aarontakesontheworld)
Going through a bunch of old Facebook posts, and came across this wonderful, flamboyant person.
Mitt Romney in commanding lead as Florida polls open
Florida’s Republican voters go to the polls on Tuesday in a high-stakes presidential primary election, with former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney holding a commanding double-digit lead in polls over rival Newt Gingrich.
Florida is the largest state to hold a presidential primary so far this year and a Romney victory would give him a big boost in the state-by-state battle to decide who will face President Barack Obama in the November election.
Polls opened at 7 a.m. and close at 7 p.m. local time. Most of the state is on Eastern Time, except the western Panhandle region, which is on Central Time and where polls will close an hour later.Still the best chart we’ve seen on the 2012 race.
Yes! I’ve been waiting for an update to this chart. It is far and away the best picture of the primary race I’ve seen, and just a beautifully done chart. Seriously, click through and look at the full size.
The consensus is that Portland is one of the weirder major cities in the U.S.[citation needed]
The consensus is that Portland is one of the weirder major cities in the U.S.[citation needed]
The consensus is that Portland is one of the weirder major cities in the U.S.[citation needed]