Observations: Archive

March 2012

72 posts

all rise for america's first tumblr president.

-benedict cumberbatch immediately declared naturalized american citizen, appointed Chancellor of Feelings

-immediately announces Operation Moonbeam, a 3 trillion dollar war on gender

-uses air force one to personally befriend and support “all the gays, everywhere”

-national religion is homestuck. poet laureate is homestuck. homestuck is now all members of supreme court.

-official language switched from english to 90s refs, white house answering machines how invite callers to “press 1 to GET SLIMED!!!”

-calls for universal peace, love, and tolerance, literally goes nuclear after ambassador of belgium refers to shim by improper pronoun

-resigns after 2 weeks over guilt re: own “executive privilage”

Feb 29, 201229 notes

#so many chuckles #which are painful #when your throat is rebelling against you #but so worth it

Feb 29, 2012792 notes

#bugs

February 2012

85 posts

Feb 29, 20121,262 notes

“How did Jesus market the church? By telling people that if they follow Him they would be persecuted and hated. By demanding that they leave all to follow Him. By appealing to the outcasts, the lepers, the tax collectors and the poor and alienating the rich and powerful. Not exactly a solid marketing strategy.” —How to market the church? (via azspot)

Feb 28, 201219 notes

Feb 28, 201221 notes

#Carl Sagan #quote #insight #religion

Feb 28, 201265,603 notes

#Doctor Who #TARDIS blue #this is relevant to my interests

justaturnofthedial replied to your photoset

PERFECTEST GIFS

I searched the internet high and low for those. I’m glad you approve.

Feb 27, 20121 note

#justaturnofthedial #gifs

Feb 27, 201220 notes

#today on my Facebook... #star trek #Jean-Luc Picard #Patrick Stewart #Facebook #facepalm #fail #gif #gifs

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Feb 22, 2012243 notes

#art #snow

“Thousands of children are deprived of birth in this state every year because of the lack of state regulation over vasectomies,” said Rep. Yasmin Neal, author of the bill. “It is patently unfair that men can avoid unwanted fatherhood by presuming that their judgment over such matters is more valid than the judgment of the General Assembly, while women’s ability to decide is constantly up for debate throughout the United States.” —

Democratic women in GA seek a state ban on vasectomies.

This is an actual bill they are proposing to point out the wrongness of the constant stream of abortion restrictions and bans being proposed. Mostly it highlights the hypocrisy of forcing restrictions on women “for the babeez” but not doing the same thing to men.

(via drst)

Whoah! Things are getting surreal. Even more than before.

(via fresafresca)

Cis dudes and trans ladies gotta get a transurethral ultrasound that goes all the way up into their vas deferens before they can get their tubes cut. WE NEED Y’ALL TO SEE THOSE SPERMS. THINK OF THE LIVES YOU ARE NOT ALLOWING TO DIE A HORRIBLE ACIDIC DEATH IN A VAGINA CAVE.

(via sexartandpolitics)

Feb 22, 2012530 notes

Feb 21, 20127 notes

#relevant #life #is actually pretty awesome most of the time #but still #also I'm gonna be annoyed if the answer is give it to Jesus

Feb 21, 201212 notes

#Mike Daisey #Steve Jobs #theatre

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Feb 21, 20121 note

#nsfw #depending on your workplace #there's just language #local news #fabulous #bestof

Feb 20, 201215 notes

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Feb 17, 201247 notes

#David Tennant #House MD #Hugh Laurie #Rent #Doctor Who #bestof