-benedict cumberbatch immediately declared naturalized american citizen, appointed Chancellor of Feelings
-immediately announces Operation Moonbeam, a 3 trillion dollar war on gender
-uses air force one to personally befriend and support “all the gays, everywhere”
-national religion is homestuck. poet laureate is homestuck. homestuck is now all members of supreme court.
-official language switched from english to 90s refs, white house answering machines how invite callers to “press 1 to GET SLIMED!!!”
-calls for universal peace, love, and tolerance, literally goes nuclear after ambassador of belgium refers to shim by improper pronoun
-resigns after 2 weeks over guilt re: own “executive privilage”
This is an actual bill they are proposing to point out the wrongness of the constant stream of abortion restrictions and bans being proposed. Mostly it highlights the hypocrisy of forcing restrictions on women “for the babeez” but not doing the same thing to men.
Whoah! Things are getting surreal. Even more than before.
Cis dudes and trans ladies gotta get a transurethral ultrasound that goes all the way up into their vas deferens before they can get their tubes cut. WE NEED Y’ALL TO SEE THOSE SPERMS. THINK OF THE LIVES YOU ARE NOT ALLOWING TO DIE A HORRIBLE ACIDIC DEATH IN A VAGINA CAVE.(via sexartandpolitics)