July 2011
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mahfew asked: Asyndeton.
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mahfew asked: IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COOKIE. I think I didn't even really think about the text of what I reblogging outside of THE COOKIE.
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Reblog if you're straight and don't mind if...
roxanneritchi:
ayries | lgbtlaughs | anneime | oneprairieoutpost:
wow you’re so special do you want a fucking cookie
i got them a cookie
they sort earned this
[image: a plain cookie iced in white with the words: “meets minimum standards of decent human”]
Reblogging just for the cookie response. Because protip: you don’t get special praise for not being a douchebag.
oh my god that...
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ribbitz asked: Are you going to slutwalk portland?
Interviewer: Why do you write?
JK Rowling: Because I love it and I need it.
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So apparently
One of the flight attendants is missing for my flight to New York.
That’s okay though, because I’m busy ripping and putting on my Sansa the following albums:
“The Itch” by Vitamin C
“Warning:” by Green Day
“Mr. A-Z” by Jason Mraz
“Move Along” by All-American Rejects
“Lincoln” by They Might Be Giants
The Detroit Rock...
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Iraq War veteran on Manning, the media and the... →
Serving with my unit 2nd battalion 16th infantry in New Baghdad Iraq, I vividly remember the moment in 2007, when our Battalion Commander walked into the room and announced our new rules of engagement:
“Listen up, new battalion SOP (standing operating procedure) from now on: Anytime your convoy gets hit by an IED, I want 360 degree rotational fire. You kill every [expletive] in the street!”
We...
Milk Ads Sexist or Funny? Vote now! →
zurik:
progressivelyminded:
alexjandra:
stfusexists:
The answer is obviously sexist, since humor often involves originality and forethought.
Let’s tumblr bomb this shit.
“Sexist” is losing, so if you want motivation this is my motivational spiel.
The internalized sexism in the comments hurts my heart.
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Hymns (and feelings, oh man)
zurik:
ofgoodcourage:
zurik replied to your post: zurik replied to your post: when I die,…
They used to do it for worship (“for the old people”) and hated doing it (they prefer hillsong, chris tomlin, etc). I was always so happy when they decided to play it because it’s SO. QUALITY.
Unpopular opinion that I will stand by forever:
Hillsong (with the exception of 1 song), Chris Tomlin, &c....
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this is why I hate tumblr sometimes
tehribbit:
ofgoodcourage:
I post something then another person reblogs it, deletes everything I wrote, the copies and pastes it like they wrote it. Then people reblog it from them and they get all the credit via those reblogs. Since I’m the OP I still get the notes, but that doesn’t matter…
IF SOMEONE ELSE WROTE IT THEN LEAVE THEIR WRITING THERE SANS COPY AND PASTING.
RUDE.
OMFG. I hate...
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This is the girl I'm dating.
Excerpted from an email:
Why has no one invented something for being on hold that goes something along the lines of, “If you would like to listen to classical music while you’re being annoyed by being on hold for large chunks of your life, please press one. For classic rock, please press two. For the same annoying soft jazz that shouldn’t really be allowed to be called music,...
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cultural differences between seattle and the rest...
citizenkerry:
I had the good fortune to go to Seattle earlier this month for a wedding. Apparently, I gravitate toward people who get married near Sea-Tac. I’ve been there five times for weddings.
This one was at Golden Gardens, which is a beautiful beach surrounded by forest. (But not in Maine!)
If I lived in Seattle, I’d hang out at Golden Gardens at least once a week.
I’ve decided that...
Half of Americans Getting Government Aid Swear... →
Half of people getting federal student loans don’t think they’ve ever used a government social program. Forty percent of Medicare recipients have no idea their health insurance is funded by the state. And 25 percent of the people receiving that emblem of All That Is Bad About Big Government, welfare, don’t connect that paycheck to the “enemy.” Given the fact that one in six Americans use...
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Grarrrrrrr
Coworker: People on food stamps are just lazy.
Me: I'm on food stamps.
Coworker: Obviously I'm not talking about you.
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The past 24 hours
Have involved:
Wonderful hangouts with Anna, including everything below up to and including Tumblrfriend meetups
Grilled PBJ+ sandwiches
Tolerable dogs in Couch park
Illegal feeding of duck, duckling, and fish in Tanner Park
Massive fish brawls induced by said feeding
Adorable children who conspired in said illegal feeding and brawls
Park guide from whom bread was hidden, who answered...
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The Colour Clock: Time as HEX Code →
wnycradiolab:
Who said HEX code couldn’t be beautiful? You can even download it as a screen saver!
Love this concept and implementation. Beautiful.
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Hey Tumblrfriends! It's Google+ Time!
Okay, I’m really not actually that excited about, although I am intrigued to see what happens, and cautiously optimistic after playing with it for a bit. The circles are what I always wanted Facebook’s Friend Lists to be, but they never were. If you want an invite to get in on the game, drop something in my ask box with your e-mail and I’ll see what I can do. If you’re...
