May 2013
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thestairsofyourheart asked: i saw your humans of New York tag "HONY" and just said "HONEY" out loud (in my head) with so much sass mostly because it was on that photo of that man leaning on the tree and i was just like "HONEY"... "whatcha doin"
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“And when it comes to your own kids, if you don’t like what they’re watching on...”
– Remarks by the First Lady at Bowie State University Commencement Ceremony (via azspot)
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Star Trek is my religion →
That’s the thing about Star Trek. It’s utopian. There’s no money, partly because they have ways to make food and objects materialize on a whim. There’s no financial system of any kind that I’ve noticed, although there’s plenty of barter, mostly dealing in natural resources. And the crucial resource that characters are constantly seeking, that somehow make the ships fly through space, are called...
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thewithywindle:
hit-an-alltimelow:
sucha-:
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
I texted this joke to my Swiss friend and he told me I wasn’t allowed to tell him jokes anymore
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So I was thinking about this JimKB comic this morning, and pretty sure I have the best idea for a Doctor Who episode that has ever been. Steven Moffat, keep your filthy Who-mangling hands off it.
So: what if alarm clocks really did this? What if they really did just zap you back in time and had you actually relive the last 10 minutes or whatever of your day, and lying to you about the time? And...
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victorymightbefire:
i’ll tell you what though, nothing makes me want to keep smoking more than self-righteous non-smokers.
it is not okay to just run around calling people repulsive, bro. “why would you do anything that increases your risk of cancer?!?!?!” um i don’t know because i wasn’t planning on being immortal anyway and it makes people like you keep a distance.
“why?!?!?!”...
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hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
“Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or...”
– my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)
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“I never allow myself to have an opinion on anything that I don’t know the other...”
– Charlie Munger (via azspot)
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Pat Buchanan joins Manhattan Declarers in ‘civil... →
Marriage equality does not compel Pat Buchanan to start doing anything. It does not compel Pat Buchanan to stop doing anything. It does not force Catholic or white evangelical clergy to conduct or celebrate same-sex weddings. It does not compel such clergy to bless, accept or acknowledge such marriages.
Marriage equality does not even require people like Pat Buchanan, or the Catholic bishops,...
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paula-valeria:
fatefellshortthistoime:
“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
woah
April 2013
78 posts
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clumsyoctopus:
makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs
and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation
sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls...
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The White House, Tumbling Things
whitehouse:
We see some great things here at the White House every day, and sharing that stuff with you is one of the best parts of our jobs. That’s why we’re launching a Tumblr. We’ll post things like the best quotes from President Obama, or video of young scientists visiting the White House for the science fair, or photos of adorable moments with Bo. We’ve got some wonky charts, too. Because...
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Holy shit I just waded into the Babblr tag and people are freaking the fuck out.
Geez people, put down your torches. No it’s not from Tumblr itself, which is pretty damn obvious given the fact that they, you know, have a completely separate sign-up process and make no pretensions of being officially associated. Yes, you can disable the cuss-filter. “.me” is a vanity domain,...
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obesitycore:
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
OKAY
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pigmenting:
my life is a constant battle between wanting tea and forgetting about it when i do have it
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Lunch eavesdropping
Guy at the next table, very loudly, on his phone: “We’re gonna move the safe tomorrow morning…make it 9 or 10.”
Starts taking notes
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tahthetrickster:
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
