I needed something for thoughts that are too long for Twitter or Facebook, but don't comprise a full blog post. Fortunately, that's what Tumblr is for.
Anonymous said: It really pisses me off that so much of the criticism aimed at Ann Coulter is sexist as fuck. She's literally the worst person in all of the media, and there are so many good reasons to hate on that piece of shit, so it's really frustrating to have to yell at people for saying she looks like she's trans or whatever.
That’s correct. Do better, people.
Also, so you know how the camera controls in Mario 64 are, like, the paragon of complete uselessness? How the camera system fucks you over every damn time?
Well in Lethal Lava Land, the fact that the camera works against you has been elevated to a game mechanic. I’m not joking, so many parts of the later stars on that level are designed to be difficult solely because the camera works against you. The extra life behind the big bully tower, running that shell around the lava in the first place, climbing those damn elevators, jumping from pole to pole hoping you’re aiming right, jumping from platform to platform hoping to god you’re aiming in the right direction…I’m convinced that the developers realized that the camera makes things difficult and then decided to make that part of the challenge.
Also, I played a little Shifting Sand Land after I (finally) got all the stars in Lethal Lava Land, and all I have to say is fuck you Shy Guy. I hope that stupid bird steals your cape and you die a slow, miserable death from sun exposure.
OH MY GOD I FELL OFF THE FUCKING PLATFORM RIGHT BEFORE THE GODDAMN SHITTY ASS STAR AGAIN